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found on
the inside of a French Hotel door........
Grand
Hotel de Californiee
33
Rue de Bayga, Lyons, France
Regulations
for Guests Americains
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Welcome
to the Grand Hotel de Californiee. If you
have not yet pay, descend by the front desk
and do so at once.
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All
guests packing up must leave at 11:00 A.M.
or he will be assisted down by our powerful
Algerian concierge.
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Hours
in our dining chamber for evening meal.
7:00-9:00. Our waiters are not signaling to
you their rudeness: they are French.
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Do
not shout foul mouthings down our laundry
chute, as your socks are certainly
lost.
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It
is the privilege at the elevating man to
pass his hands by your wife’s organs when
he is alone. Do not make a noise.
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Should
fire erupt, pass your person by the window
into the waiting street below.
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If
illness attacks surprisingly, day and night
checkout is at hand to speed you on your
way.
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Beneath
your bed you will locate a shoe box for the
storage of your valuables. We are certainly
irresponsible for these.
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The
toiletlike appliance of your bathing room is
not for the receiving of your turds and wee-wees.
It is for the scrubbing and perfuming of
your dangling scrotums and your Mrs. hirsute
groin hole.
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Do
not disarrange the manager. He will
absolutely be preoccupied with other things.
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Do not manipulate or violate this form.
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