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"The
contagious people of Washington have stood
firm against diversity during
this long period of increment weather."
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"I
promise you a police car on every
sidewalk."
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"If
you take out the killings, Washington
actually has a very, very low crime
rate."
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"First,
it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic
club. And second, what can I
say? I'm a night owl."
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"Bitch
set me up."
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"I
am clearly more popular than Reagan. I am in
my third term. Where's Reagan?
Gone after two! Defeated by George Bush and
Michael Dukakis no less."
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"The
laws in this city are clearly racist. All
laws are racist. The law of gravity
is racist."
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"I
am making this trip to Africa because
Washington is an international
city,
just like Tokyo, Nigeria or Israel. As
mayor, I am an international symbol.
Can you deny that to Africa?"
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"People
have criticized me because my security
detail is larger than the president's.
But you must ask yourself: are there more
people who want to kill
me than who want to kill the president? I
can assure you there are."
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"The
brave men who died in Vietnam, more than
100% of which were black, were
the
ultimate sacrifice."
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"I
read a funny story about how the Republicans
freed the slaves. The Republicans
are the ones who created slavery by law in
the 1600's. Abraham Lincoln
freed the slaves and he was not a
Republican."
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"What
right does Congress have to go around making
laws just because they deem
it necessary?"
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"People
blame me because these water mains break,
but I ask you, if the water
mains didn't break, would it be my
responsibility to fix them then?
WOULD
IT!?!"
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"I
am a great mayor; I am an upstanding
Christian man; I am an intelligent
man;
I am a deeply educated man; I am a humble
man."
