The Survival Guide to Boring Sermons

• Pass a note to the organist asking whether he/she plays requests.

• See if a yawn really is contagious.

• Slap your neighbor. See if he turns the other cheek. If not, raise your hand and tell the priest/preacher.

• Devise ways of climbing into the balcony without using the stairs.

• Listen for your preacher to use a word beginning with 'A' then 'B and so on through the alphabet.

• Sit in the back row and roll a handful of marbles under the pews ahead of you. After the service, credit yourself with 10 points for every marble that made it to the front.

• Using church notice sheets or newcomers cards for raw materials, design, test and modify a collection of paper airplanes..

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