Quips:

• Wedding Advice
• Accents
• Modern Gentleman
• Good Manners
• Hunting and Fishing
• Parties
• Playing with Food
• Running
• Women's Clothes
• Cats

Stories:

• Just Foolin' Around
• Tales of Uncle Mike
• Poisonous Junk

CODE OF A MODERN GENTLEMAN

• Never strike anyone so old, small, or weak that verbal abuse would have sufficed.

• Never steal anything so small that you'll have to go to an unpleasant city jail for it instead of a minimum security federal tennis prison.

• Remember, the truth is rude. Consider the truth about where babies come from, especially some people's.

• Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.

• Never transmit a sexual disease in public.

• Don't pull on a crewneck sweater with a lit cigarette in your mouth.

Good Manners