Jane Austin
Isn't that the kind of cupcake they used to sell at the A & P?

Sorry, cupcake, but Jane's nobody's food.

She's the English novelist who wrote

Pride and Prejudice, Emma, and many other classics satirizing provincial life.

If you'd taken English Literature, you'd know who Jane was. And Emily. And Geoffrey. And Oliver and Rudyard. And even Percy.

 English Literature.

A course to remember.