GMC Execs inspect new

SUV contender, 'Real Suburban'

GMC executives recently released a press photo of the replacement for their popular Suburban, one of the most popular SUV's on the market today.

"The trend is toward larger and larger gas hogs, and we think this model will allow our buyers to look down their noses at those puny Navigators and Expeditions," says Butch Elder, director of GMC marketing. 

Butch adds, "Not only that, but this overheated stock market is bound to collapse sooner or later, and we'll be in the catbird's seat with this baby. When Dad or Mom lose their job to downsizing and can't meet their mortgage payments, the whole family can move in here. Note the details-the mock picket fence is just a stroke of genius!"

Additional options include a brick front with vinyl siding on the sides and back.