Upon Encountering Incivilities from Taxi Drivers

If the usual comment.

"What’s the matter with you."

Should not suffice to bring about a desistment when a taxi driver is snarling out his window and embarrassing the god damn hell out of you on the pavement of a good area of town or, god forbid, in front of your club and other club members, then, take up an outraged posture, extend a straight right arm, pointing a finger and in your most aggrieved voice yell.

"He tried to kidnap me."

The more intelligent taxi drivers try to get away. But for those who remain, a water pistol squirted in the eye area generally will quieten him if your propellant is vinegar. Beware however in the more dangerous cities that the taxi driver does not outdraw you, or use the excuse of your pulling your water pistol on him to pull a real one on you. And remember.

"Bang bang."

Is the sound of bullets.