In order that these not be accepted too eagerly the brow should instantly be creased in doubt. When the invitation is further pressed, then the blue appointment book is withdrawn and paged through till the appropriate date is reached. A long pause should follow using the word Uhmnnnn and the inviter should then be asked to repeat the details of his invitation. Then purse the lips and in a loud forceful manner announce.

"Yes, by George I think I may just be able to do it. If I push."

However, if while you commence pushing, your inviter should lose patience and his temper and riposte.

"Look you god damn tight assed son of a bitch, you can stuff

that appointment book up your hole."

In haughty manner one may reply.

"I beg your pardon but are you addressing me."

"You bet your god damn life I am. You stuffed shirt, you."

To reassert your posture of aloof dignity and also to get another chance of being reinvited do not hint that your adversary’s background may not be of the best but reply.

"Dear me you are in a tizzy, aren’t you."